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Re: Satan, devil, bastards and all that oughtn't

Apr 17, 1997 11:46 AM
by Thoa Tran


Alan wrote:
>In message <v01530500af7aa1690648@[206.184.204.246]>, Thoa Tran
><thoa@withoutwalls.com> writes
>>What is
>>the meaning of karma to them?
>
>It might be the dangers of the tomato. Of all recorded deaths in the UK
>in 1996, it has been established that a minimum of 85% of the victims
>were regular eaters of tomatoes, thus proving that these tempting red
>fruits are a serious danger to health. Potatoes are, by the same
>standard, even worse.
>
>Ah, well ... no more fries ...
>
>Alan

A mother tomato, a father tomato, and a baby tomato were walking along.
The baby tomato kept on being distracted and was lagging behind.  The
irritated father tomato walked back to the baby tomato, squished him, and
said:

"KETCHUP!!!"


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